Cpt. Smurf

Meh. Once again, school ruins literature.

neither. it was for every inheritance hater... I just read Brisingr and I have to say it was much better than the first and second ones. Eragon is also less ...

I can see this guy in a nice pastel dress shirt, with some cowboy boots, a pocket protector, thick spectacles (not glasses, spectacles), and a Batman retainer walking down the ...

'Phantasm'? *snort* Oh, and don't you just love his evil voice - "and then you will diiiieeee!!" LOL

Sadly, I agreed to transcribe a scene from Eragon for my school Drama Club to act out. This ought to be... interesting. Oh dear, it's going to a bloodbath - ...

Money is God, you know. At least Paolini is familiar with that fact. Take that back or I beat you over the head with a wooden mallet. Why, exactly, would ...

[spoiler]How much are you willing to bet that whoever it is is pregnant with twins, a boy and a girl, who will have to split up to ensure their safety? ...

I really liked this. Short, sweet, effective. I love your use of imagery, and I think it's ideal as a prologue - it would definitely make me want to read ...

I don't understand why you are all against him. Name 5 specific things that he plagiarized and from what book/movie. World and races from LOTR (general landscape, the fact that ...

Lol! Thing is, he'd probably only understand the first sentence, and then get all confused at the rest.

Well, he wrote it at 15, "edited" it, published it with his family company, and then was discovered during his promotional tour. The mainstream publisher then edited it extensively, and ...

It's apparent that he actually cares very little for his fans, as well. He releases these less-than-a-minute-long videos to give "spoilers" (a "new villain" - wow, we didn't see that ...

:shock: Well, that just will not do. *Edits Wikipedia article* Ooh, I'm such a vandal! But honestly, what warped Paolini fan put that up there?

Paolini is one of those writers you just want to grab my the neck, strangle and scream at, while burning his manuscipts and books, throwing Lord of the Rings at ...

Back again! Chapter 4 Actually, I'm quite disappointed with this, because there's practically nothing for me to critique. This is by far your best Chapter out of the four. The ...